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"Anyway, We had just gone Ice skating and decided at 11:30 at night to go to the Krispy Kreme factory.
Jess supposedly knew where she was going and I happened to get ahead of her, so when we came to a stop light,
I was the first one on the line, so I turned into the lane next to me, which put me too far into the intersection.
So I backed up, so I wouldn't get hit, at which time a police cruiser rolls up behind me."
"After the light turns, Jess doesn't go, so I go, still ahead of her. I change lanes to the right lane, which
of course becomes a right turn only lane, so I'm driving all slow, with this cop in the left lane behind me, with people
on the little radios Alex brought telling me to turn around because we missed the donut place.
"I again change lanes and end up in front of the cop again, and I was going to make a left into a parking lot, but
a car suddenly came over the hill so I had to suddenly swerve to get back into the middle turn lane, but of course I missed
the turn, so I turn left at he street right after the parking lot. SO I make the turn, and of course my wheel squeals,
because I'm still knida new at the stick shift thing.
"So I'm going up this side road, and I look to see if the rest of the guys are still behind me, and I see that the cop
had followed me. So I get on the radio and say "Shit the cop is following me." To which Alex replies, "Just
relax, he can't pull you over, you haven't done anything." And not a split second later, the cop turns on his blue
flashing lights. Great.
"So I pull off of this small two lane road, into the grass, and the cop shines his search light in my mirror, so I'm like blinded.
The cop approaches my car all cautious like, and the following conversation ensued:"
| Cop: | Can I see your license and registration? |
| Me: | Hi Officer. |
<I reach into my pocket to get my license and give it to him. Then I get the little packet of papers out of the glove box, and hand him what looks like a registration>
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| Me: | Here, I think this is it
| | Cop: | Yah, that's it
| | Me: | What'd I do?
| | Cop: | Well, you popped a wheel on that turn, and you almost had a head on with that car.
| <pause as he looks over my license and registration>
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| Me: | Yah, we don't really know where we're going. We just came from Ice skating.
| | Cop: | Do you have people following you? |
<the cop eyes the other two cars from the fencing caravan that are lurking further back down the road>
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| Me: | yah, there's 3 or 4 of us. |
| Cop: | Three or four? OK. |
| Cop: | Well, I see your from Springfield, so I'm not going to give you a ticket because I don't think you want to come all the way back down here. But drive more safely. |
| Me: | OK..
| <he starts to hand back my paperwork>
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| Me: | Yah, we just went Ice skating and we were going to go to the Krispy Kreme factory, but we can't seem to find it, can you tell us how to get there? |
<pauses for a minute in thought>
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| Cop: | Well, the easiest way is probably to turn around and go back the way you came, and take a right on the street you just came off of. Did you see the Hardee's on the right when you driving down that road? |
| Me: | No . . . |
| Cop: | Well, you'll see a Hardees on the left this time, then you'll go into Roanoke city, and you'll see it on the left. |
| Me: | OK, Thanks *smile*
| | Cop: | <starts to grin> 'Cuz I would know right? |
| Me: | d'oh |
<hit myself on the forehead, realizing the irony of the situation and reflecting how dumb I felt>
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| Cop: | Have a good night. |
| Me: | Thanks, You too. |
And he got back in his cruiser, and drove away. . . . I'm really lucky he was a nice cop. . . so be nice to cops. . . |
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